by Princess of Pain

"That's bullshit!"

"Ah... Gojyo," Hakkai said delicately, clearing his throat, "I don't see why it wouldn't be true."

The hanyo favored the youkai with a withering glare, then turned his ire back to the idiotic priest and his stupid tabloids. "Half-breeds are not impotent! Let me tell you that there are plenty of women out there who can tell you otherwise, you smart-ass monk!"

"The article doesn't say impotent," the blonde snapped, keeping his eyes trained on his paper. "It says that hanyo are almost always infertile. There's a difference, retard."

"Infertile, impotent--what's the fucking difference?!"

"One means you can't father kids. One means you can't get it up. Dumbass."

"What--that's bull! I'm telling you, I'm as virile as Krishna at a gang bang, and--"

"Gojyo," Hakkai said, his voice clipped and polite as always, "when was the last time you received a Father's Day card?"

The hanyo gaped. "I. Uh. Well, um. See. There was... shut up. Both of you shut up right the fuck now."

~Owari~