by Princess of Pain

Um… wow.  Really.  That’s, uh, I had no idea.

Look, Hakkai… it’s not that I’m unflattered.  You’re a real looker, and you’re a great friend.  I like you a lot, and I respect you.  But, well, damn, I didn’t see this coming.  Oh, no, it’s not a bad thing!  Trust me, if I ever got an inkling for cock, you’d be the very first guy I’d hit on.  It’s just that I don’t.  And I’m sorry to shoot you down, but… I hope we can still be friends after this…

… oh, fuck it.  Who am I kidding?  Come here.

~Owari~