~and Other Tall Tales~
Personages:
Goku ~as~ Hungry Jess Thimbleton, a fearless pioneer whose luck, strength and appetite are known throughout the territories.
Sanzo ~as~ Deadeye Sally MacGruder, sharpest shot west of the Mississip’. The only thing quicker than her revolvers is her foul temper.
Gojyo ~as~ Chief Iron Rod aka Clarence DuFay. A lecherous mulatto bandit from Louisianne, infamous for his dashing good looks, trademark war bonnet and fancy riding. Known kidnapper, drunkard and ravisher of women everywhere.
Hakkai ~as~ William P. Quincy, a demure school teacher from Duxberry, Massachusetts, who moved West with his sister and her new husband.
and
Nataku ~as~ Jenner Birch, Jess’s Rival.
Hakuryuu ~as~ White Lightning, a Faithful Steed.
Kougaiji ~as~ Wyatt the Red, Gentleman Bandit.
Dokugakuji, Yaone and Lirin ~as~ Dolly, Nancy and Lacy Varley, Wyatt’s Gang
Homura ~as~ Mr. Grover Teasdale, Son of a Railroad Tycoon.
Zenon and Shien ~as~ Cormac Finn and Yu Yun, Teasdale’s Henchmen.
Rinrei ~as~ Miss Catalina Barnes of the Savannah Barnes, a Lady.
also featuring
Hazel ~as~ Sheriff Eustace Brewer, an agent of Love and/or Justice.
Gato ~as~ A Giant.
Koumyou ~as~ Eveline MacGruder, Matron of the Crystal Peak Sanitarium.
and
Nii ~as~ Dr. Vernon Borowitz (alias), a Quack.
~A Note from the Author~
This is a Work of Caricature, and may not, in fact, bear much Resemblance to our Well-Beloved Canon. Thus, I include this List of Pertinent Personages for your reference, dear Reader, hoping to Eschew any Unnecessary Confusion.