Kanzeon Bosatsu, Merciful God(dess), smiled upon the world. Then se checked her list.

"What's this?" Hir Benevolance asked, pointing to two neatly labeled charts. "Did someone not get the memo? The pig's supposed to be the lech. It kind of goes with the whole pig theme. The kappa is supposed to be the relatively good one. Tell me why I'm surrounded by incompetance? Five seconds. Go."

"Your Majestic One! There was a mistake in the copying room and their personalities have been switched and-"

"And the dragon ate a car instead of a horse, now it has four-wheel drive. Well, that's just super."

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Author's Note: Done for the Canon Kannan challenge on the Livejournal Community, 100_roadtrips.

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