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Cho Hakkai was a pig in the worst sense of the term.

Hakkai always hated all the women that he brought home, in his threateningly quiet way. Hakkai would talk him blue in the face for not using coasters but turn right around and misplace mugs of hot tea everywhere. Hakkai poured in at least half a metric ton of sugar into all his drinks. Hakkai used up enough toothpaste to clean Jeep top to bottom every. Damn. Morning. Plus, he'd squeeze it out from the middle of the tube.

Worse yet, Hakkai was a horrible pillow hog. And he snored.

Bastard.

Fin.

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