"What, they actually exist?"

"Yes. It can get a little messy, though."

"I can handle messy."

"You'd have to."

"Now you're just shitting me, though. If there were a G-spot to find? I'd have found it. Seriously."

"Well."

"So, you admit you were lying?"

"Mostly, I'm wondering where you were looking."

"...You know, the ... usual place."

"Usual place, Gojyo?"

"Yeah, the ... usual place."

"...While your hand gestures are indeed eloquent, that still doesn't quite answer my question."

"You know. Up. Inside. Uh."

"Yes, about, ah... this far up, pressed forward--"

"Fuck, Hakkai, you're measuring with your fingers."

"Well, that is the usual way."

"Oh my god, you are not fucking showing me how to find a woman's G-spot."

"...No?"

"No."

"What am I doing?"

"FUCKED IF I KNOW."

"Ah, I see."

"Yeah. ... I'm going out."

"You do that."

[THREE HOURS LATER]

"..."

"Welcome back, Gojyo."

"I hate you."

"I was right, wasn't I."

"I hate you."

[EPILOGUE:

Ame: Months later, Hakkai also teaches Gojyo how to find a man's G-spot.

"I hate you."

"Hate me afterwards."

"Okay."

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