Rufus in a coconut bra is the best mental image ever, but I think the gift from Sephiroth is my favorite.

'The card read: “Happy 21st. Couldn’t figure out what to get you, since you don’t wear ties. Mummy said that the Company would make a better present than a Hawaiian shirt. Hope you like it.



Love,

Sephiroth.”'

...I love you XD; *ships Sephiroth/Rufus on the sole principle that it would be really hot*

My-my...Elena being a tad vindictive, eh? At least she’s attempting to be respectful...*stifles giggle*.

In closing...I now TOTALLY respect Rufus...poor guy...no wonder he’s such an a******. I’m learning to love the abuse though.

Please don't stop.

The repetition of the 'lovingly tied with a pink ribbon' killed me, especially with Sephiroth leaving a note with the note 'mommy' in it. -giggles-

And the pink theme continuing with the fluffy handcuffs? Priceless. Utterly /priceless/.

Ohmygosh! Seph's present has to be the greatest. And the card with "...Mummy said..." too funny. Much love!!!!!