Hopefully this comment don't get eaten like my last one did. But anyway...

I like this, the way you built up the suspence the added to it by feeding us clues, such as Tseng's diappearance and Reno's snickering. It's utterly hilarious, especially Old Man Shinra's reaction, and Tseng's description of himself as the 'bride'. I was scared that it would be Yuffie, but the description kind of killed that.

Very, very funny. Great job~